A close friend of mine needs a formula that rids your body of MARY JANE...and fast!!!

[IDENTITY]

i have a close friend who is being tested for her new job in 2 weeks. does anyone know of any drinks or anything that actually work and will hide the drugs in her system? thank you for all serious replies. peanut gallery, please remain out of this thread. thank you.

[This message was edited by IDENTITY on May 27, 2003 at 11:55 PM.]

 

[TTinCO]

Golden Seal.....any GNC food store should have it.

 

[panther]

id

depends on what drug

golden seals is her best chance for most.

panther

 

[StoneCold+]

Send her OFFSHORE for work, NO DRUG TESTING needed..........

 

[www.cappersnetwork.com]

Only thing that really is retained is Pot because it attaches to Fat Cells. Anything else is gone in a day or so. If she isn't smoking Pot I say don't even bother. If she is Golden Seal does work.

MC

 

[JudgeWapner]

Stone,actually there is drug testing,you are required to test positive.

 

[Angelle]

Depends on the drug or drugs...

tell me what she uses/used

and I can help you...

also what kind of drug test..
hair
pee
blood?

 

[UncleButternutts]

Bleach/Ammonia enemas work great..Mix 50/50 for best results.

 

[assassin]

Just tell her to give him a blow job.
Or she could say, "just use a condom with me instead"
He'll forget aqbout the blood test

 

[www.cappersnetwork.com]

Oh yea that is another thing. If it is hair she is f*cked. Especially because she is a she. Even the shaved head thing won't work because it is in your folicles.

If it ain't piss don't even stress cause u/she is screwed.

MC

 

[UncleButternutts]

Half a pound of old bacon.. It will clean her out, i promise..

 

[-Slim-]

Uncle, you want this person hired or fired?

 

[Angelle]

Cash you are wrong..
you can get by on hair test...

We were hair tested for drungs in high school..
people got by all the time

 

[TTinCO]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>We were hair tested for drungs in high school..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Where the F was this, Nazi Germany?!?!?!?

YIKES!!!!

 

[www.cappersnetwork.com]

That is a tall order Angelle. That is the toughest test to bypass, even blood. If u have a secret I would love to hear it. Not sure how old u are but hair aren't cut ain't more with this test. They are extracted at the folicle and that is very similar to DNA for drug testing purposes. The folicile retains a road map if you will for much, much longer then the blood and urine will.

MC

 

[JudgeWapner]

Tin,they were tested to make sure they were using a quality creme rinse.

 

[-Slim-]

I thought that was you in that film "Lean on Me" Angelle.......I knew it!

 

[-Slim-]

Ken, if you're listening, I'd like to appoint Micahel Cash as head of the Drug Ministry here at the Rx....

 

[Angelle]

I am only 23...
So it wasn't long ago.

The way we were tested it they cut the hair right at the root. Cause they need more than just a few hairs.

I can't imagine having to get 15 hairs pulled from my head. OUCH!!!
screw that job

 

[go2guy]

Mike, even for guys the bald head routine doesn't work. If you have the baldy, they'll pull your pubic hairs I've heard! Yikes!!!!